le me went to a medical checkup bc le me is going to uni.
and idk if i wanna go to uni.
le me living a suck life.
le sad.
and during that checkup, I had a little argument with le mom.
that dude at the counter said that results will be given in 3 weeks time.
duhh by then I've gotten into uni and no way I can go back home to take the results.
plus, how the hell am I going to uni without my medical report?
le suck.
then, le mom was like blablablablabla why didn't you do it sooner?
and I was like,"Ibu, frankly speaking, I'm not that keen to go to uni anyway"
then, more blablabla.
but seriously.
I don't look forward much. idky.
I told le mom to stop talking.
bad attitude. very baaaaaaaaad attitude.
emkay. Bahasa Melayu please, Syaza.
so aku pun teruskan jugak la buat checkup tu.
lepas urine test, pegi check mata and blood pressure.
urine test was okay, I guess.
it's not like I'm doing drugs or anything.
masa check mata tu la aku rasa macam nak bunuh je nurse tu.
macam ni.
ada bakul kat depan bilik tu.
aku letak la borang checkup aku kat dalam bakul tu.
those nurses kat dalam bilik tu sibuk borak2.
I was like dorang ni perasan tak ada borang aku?
about 15 mins of pointless waiting, mak aku masuk bilik tu and cakap nak buat checkup.
then nurse tu cakap masuk je lah.
BODOH.
then mak aku panggil aku.
aku masuk je those nurses said,"Laa dah besar panjang haa suruh mak masuk pulak"
and I was like wtf you woman.
kau yg sibuk borak2 kat dalam and I'm supposed to barge in?
emkay lain kali aku bagi salam kuat2 siap before aku masuk.
tu pun kalau aku nak buat checkup lagi la.
there were like 4 of them in that room.
and just 1 of me.
dorang tak habis lagi cakap pasal aku yg suruh mak aku masuk dalam.
I lost my temper eventually and I said "ba**".
another bad attitude.
aku cakap perlahan je la.
aku tak rasa dorang dengar sbb dorang semua dah tua layak jaga cucu je kat rumah.
sorang je la nurse ni yg attend aku.
Cik Bee (bukan nama sebenar; put Ba in front of Bee and you'll get ba**), suruh aku berdiri situ.
again wtf you woman memang aku tau la situ kat mana.
dia bercakap tak pandang aku pun.
aku tanya la mana?
situ..situ..dia cakap macam tu lagi.
dalam hati tak payah cakap la.
segala sumpah seranah aku dah curah kat pompuan tua ni.
then dia suruh tutup mata kiri.
aku tanya la kena bukak specs tak?
dia diam.
macam ba**
aku check mata dgn specs sudahnya.
aku tutup mata aku pegang kelopak mata aku.
then dia cakap, "Dik tak payah la kau tekan mata kau tu haa."
I was like wtf aku bukannya tekan mata aku pun.
I'm not as stupid as you.
aku pun ikut jugak laa cara dia suruh aku tutup mata.
dia suruh aku baca nombor kat eye examination chart tu.
then sampai satu line tu, satu nombor pun aku tak nampak.
aku cakap la, "Saya tak nampak dah lepas nombor blabla"
pastu dia cakap kat nurse yg tukang catat tu "Dia tak nampak lagi dah. Tu pakai specs lagi tu"
wtf?
apa? kau nak cakap aku ni rabun jugak la walaupun dah pakai specs?
memang gila macam ba** ah perangai kau perempuan.
pastu ukur tinggi ngan berat.
nurse tukang catat ni tanya pulak "Eh yg tak pakai specs tak payah test ke?"
Cik Bee pun ah yolahhh.
dia suruh aku bukak specs then baca nombor.
haa memang aku nampak la kan?
I read the first two lines and that was it.
for the record, aku memang rabun teruk.
lepas aku baca nombor, Cik Bee cakap, "Haa tu je dia tak nampak lagi dah"
ye Cik Bee, sebab tu la saya pakai cermin mata.
saya rabun.
I took my form, said thank you to that damn lovely Cik Bee and walked out of that room.
menyampahla manusia camtu.
kau kalau nak keje ngn mulut sial kau tu, kau jangan keje bahagian perkhidmatan.
siapa nak khidmat dari orang macam kau?
you act like you're smart and stuff but actually you're not.
stuck up.
if you're smart you wouldn't be a nurse at a govt clinic in a rural area would you?
aku tak suka kutuk orang.
tapi sekali aku kutuk memang cantik ah bahasa aku guna.
oh and yeah Cik Bee, I really hope we can meet again sometime somewhere.
not.
